have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
mntrose: The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas
Teria razão, minha senhora, se ele pudesse suprimir os poços. Mas que é a vida...– Machado de Assis (via r0mance-1s)